No. I think you might have sent this to the wrong person, Steve. And it's never really a good idea to send this kind of thing over the network, even if you really trust someone. You never know what might happen. Things can get hacked, bad break-ups can happen. Please be careful.
[If he were smoother, if he were Tim, maybe, this would be where Martin would say something cool or flirtatious like 'you're cute enough to definitely make the couple.' But he's... not.]
I accept your apology. Maybe wait to do anything else until the network stops acting strangely. One of my texts accidentally went to someone I'd never met before the other day.
text, un:harrington, misfiiiire
Date: 2020-04-11 03:44 am (UTC)it's about 4.30 in the afternoon, hope your day's going well
attached to this message is a picture of steve taking a selfie in what is probably a bathroom mirror. he's fresh out of the shower ]
you want to help me come dry off?
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Date: 2020-04-11 03:51 am (UTC)No. I think you might have sent this to the wrong person, Steve. And it's never really a good idea to send this kind of thing over the network, even if you really trust someone. You never know what might happen. Things can get hacked, bad break-ups can happen. Please be careful.
[This has been your local PSA.]
(no subject)
Date: 2020-04-11 03:54 am (UTC)[ give him a moment to realise his mistake ]
(no subject)
Date: 2020-04-11 03:58 am (UTC)[He is 110% certain of this.]
(no subject)
Date: 2020-04-11 03:59 am (UTC)fuck
jesus sorry im not sure what happened
(no subject)
Date: 2020-04-11 04:02 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2020-04-11 04:07 am (UTC)[ which is definitely why martin is concerned ]
also
boyfriend
(no subject)
Date: 2020-04-11 05:52 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2020-04-11 06:02 am (UTC)i'd hold off judgment till you meet him
and sorry again
(no subject)
Date: 2020-04-11 06:04 am (UTC)I accept your apology. Maybe wait to do anything else until the network stops acting strangely. One of my texts accidentally went to someone I'd never met before the other day.
(no subject)
Date: 2020-04-11 06:09 am (UTC)[ aka: he'll wait until tomorrow to try again ]